As I have been hibernating due to the freezing weather i will share some of my favorite Mark Twain sayings


There are three types of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics

I have been told that Wagner’s music is better than it sounds

My books are water; those of great geniuses are wine. Everybody drinks water.

When I was a boy of 14 my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the man around. But when i got to 21 I was astonished how much he had learned in only seven years.

A banker is who person who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it rains

Definition of a classic: Something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read.


So that is enough wisdom for today. Isn’t it amazing that this all still is true even over 100 years on.


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